Uncle Urchin. Good gracious! Is that the time?
My God! Time flies. Few time-lapse situations have un-nerved me as much as the news that it will be 11 years tomorrow since the Isthmian League's most colourful director of recent decades was declared unfit to hold a company directorship.
He was disqualified for 11 years.
The ban expires at midnight.
It's spooky that we are enduring 40mph winds and it's scarcely stopped raining for the past three weeks. The weather represents a great business opportunity for some.
However, if you've received any e-mails from the the antipodes in the past hour or so, inviting you to purchase double glazing, you should ignore them.
Should any exhortations emanating from the south of France to insulate your windows arrive in your inbox shortly after 11pm, you should delete them immediately.
I've never spoken to either an official or director of an Isthmian League club who has a bad word to say about the old bugger. But I don't suppose any of them purchased double glazing from him.
It'd be nice to have him back though.