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By John Fordham (legacy user)11/12/2014 14:07Thu Dec 11 14:07:04 2014

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"Hendon began the second half as they left off, immediately penetrating the Enfield half like an ocelot pouncing on a lizard." Enfield match report by Bryan Roberts.

Both amused and baffled. I wonder about "screws being loose" - hee, hee.

This is the only video I've found

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEEwzNA7SzU

where the lizard (Enfield) lounges around and the ocelot (Hendon) runs around in circles before finally pouncing.

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Pouncing ocelots

By David B (legacy user)12/12/2014 11:46Fri Dec 12 11:46:52 2014In response to AdagesTop of thread

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I think I will copyright Pouncing Ocelots and take any band/pop group/beat combo for trillions of pesos when they perform under that name.

Very disappointed that the link didn’t show the kill.

I love the metaphors – in moderation – i.e. one per report. I have been doing it for years, but now they are hidden and are usually puns based on the club’s nickname or location – often in my headlines, Bognor on the Rocks, Greens give Billericay the Blues, Hendon get Stoned and Hendon Coast Through (that would be Leiston)

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