Confused? You won't be after this week's episode of SOAP....
These are the Taits, (F & John)
And these are the Campbells, (Alan, Jeff, Mark, Mike & Ricci)
And this is SOAP....
In last week's episode, Lee took on Eddie. Lee claimed Eddie knew nothing and was really surprised when Eddie got everything right! But then it was revealed that Eddie wore bright under-ware and when that was finally ditched Eddie was rewarded with a contract!
Asked when the new season was about to start, no-one knew. But we will know when it has finished!
Now the pubs are re-opening and the beer is on the inside. Why are all the customers being asked to stay on the outside?
Meanwhile a fake Tony Wood has apparently become a fashion model. But has he was the only one who stated my post-match Harrow ballad was 'clever' I'm generally supportive of his modelling career.
Will Alex Barrett get abducted by aliens and replaced by a cloned Alex Barrett? Will the fake Alex Barrett have re-knewed his phone contract before the start of next season? Will any of us be able to tell them apart?
All these and many more questions will be answered in next week's episode of....SOAP
The classic mindreading sketch sprang to mind.. You'll be humming the theme tune for days!
Soon to be filmed by Alan Woodhouse in front of a live studio audience.