The Full Monty
Actually more Monty Python. I don't know why the famous Footballing Philosophers Sketch sprang to mind. One for the match report. Regarding our second goal...
Hegal is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exits only in the imagination, and (Yate), Marx is claiming that it was offside!
Post match I would love to see our gaffer trot that one out!