Foul & Abusive Language
An interesting exercise A.A. Glad you're not wasting your time watching football !
Bearing in mind that almost every club posts notices warning that "Foul & Abusive Language will not be tolerated" etc. have you thought about conducting your survey at every game you attend and then selling the result of your survey to the press at the end of the season ?
It could be known as the F.A.L league table - Hendon could be top - or bottom, whichever way you look at it !
This could earn you a decent fee - and save you that awful business of having to watch a football match !