I think I will copyright Pouncing Ocelots and take any band/pop group/beat combo for trillions of pesos when they perform under that name.
Very disappointed that the link didn’t show the kill.
I love the metaphors – in moderation – i.e. one per report. I have been doing it for years, but now they are hidden and are usually puns based on the club’s nickname or location – often in my headlines, Bognor on the Rocks, Greens give Billericay the Blues, Hendon get Stoned and Hendon Coast Through (that would be Leiston)